Random Terry Pratchett Quote

The Emperor had all the qualifications for a corpse except, as it were, the most vital one.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times)

All quotes come from the Pratchett Quote File (PQF) created by the folks at The L-Space Web. The quotes either come from Terry's novels or from observations Terry posted on the alt.fan.pratchett newsgroup.
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