Random Terry Pratchett Quote

"Did any of them kids have some space alien with a face like a friendly turd in a bike basket?"
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

All quotes come from the Pratchett Quote File (PQF) created by the folks at The L-Space Web. The quotes either come from Terry's novels or from observations Terry posted on the alt.fan.pratchett newsgroup.
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